You didn't even test the water, you just dived in.
And the results were catastrophic.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:00,
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I just wasn't feline it.
(ivesbHighly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:02,
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Paws and think about what you’ve just done.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:20,
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I'm shedding any pretence of subtlety to claw back some pun points.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:28,
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I thought it was highly amiaowsing
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:46,
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You've fluffed it with that tenuous post.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:57,
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I love these puns ocelot!
(ivesbHighly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 18:24,
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I don’t believe you, you’re lion.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 19:52,
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Alright people, alright
no need to catapult increasingly obscure species into this, they serval no purpose except to make us all hope this tails off...
(Hampster Squaredhas stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 23:20,
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You'll just have to manul up, it's not cheetahing.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 23:26,
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this isn't a cat pun
it's just a scratching post
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 23:36,
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He's left with a flea in his ear.
Giving me the Advantage(tm).
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Wed 15 Jul 2020, 0:28,
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So you brought a dog to a cat fight.
They're both animals that's the only lynx.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Wed 15 Jul 2020, 14:16,
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(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:25,
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D C
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 8:29,
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I had a cat that would bring me postmens' rubber bands, car window rubber lining, and silicone sealant from neighbours' windows.
(brbnatural fistic, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 17:48,
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Elastomer cat strikes again.
The nearest natural prey I can think of is worms.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Tue 14 Jul 2020, 18:04,
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