Certificate of Covid bollocks
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An NHS worker is being investigated after claiming coronavirus is "a load of b*****ks" and saying she did "f*** all" during the pandemic. www.thesun.co.uk/news/12536106/nhs-worker-investigated-claiming-coronavirus-bks/
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 16:48,
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Heretic! Burn her at the stake!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 17:05,
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What is an "NHS worker"?
Surely you'd say "someone who works for the NHS" and considering that covers over a million people you'd probably narrow it down further and say "Professor of Infectious Diseases for the NHS" or "Receptionist at an NHS clap clinic" so the reader would be better placed to decide how seriously to take this woman's claims.
Unless she doesn't work for the NHS and the phrase "NHS worker" is used to be deliberately misleading, in a similar way to how Litter Enforcement Officers say they work on behalf of the local council and hope no one notices that they don't work for the council.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 30 Aug 2020, 17:30,
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Call centre worker, apparently.
Not directly employed by the NHS.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 23:11,
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Ah, wants the publicity, makes sense.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 23:46,
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She probably works for test & trace
An army of outsourced workers (who are not NHS employed) who are sitting twiddling their thumbs waiting for the work to roll in.
After making such a claim, I would suggest she supports Trump, is all for the Anti-Vac movement, and probably thinks the Royal Family are lizards.
Some people are just desperate to be whored across the internet.
Sad.
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The video has been deleted *tinfoil assemble*
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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 15:47,
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I liked the way she pretended to be a GP
by showing the smartcard she uses to clock in every day at her job as receptionist at the clap clinic
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 12:12,
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I guess that's one way of resigning.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:28,
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Hmmm
My sister and I work for the NHS in different roles 250 miles apart and we can also confirm that there is a nationwide operation to identify complete bellends. Unfortunately it has been outsourced to Serco but it seems to have caught at least one.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 1:22,
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Video removed for violating YouTube's Terms of Service
(for spreading misleading information on COVID-19 presumably). The Sun is still happy to show it though.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 12:08,
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So all she did is complain about her shitty certificate online and she should now be hung according to the rules of the information superhighway?
Christ, everyone's getting touchy these days.
I used to work with a guy in a call centre who said something about the Hillsborough disaster online, people off teh interwebs went nuts and tried to get the guy fired from his job in a shitty technical support department. He was a cunt, but even so, they were bigger cunts.
For the record, my job is shit and I fucking hate everyone. Can I get banned now?
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Listen closely
I would imagine the investigation is into her pretending to be a GP - "I also have a smartcard which GPs have to access the system..." as well as the "Covid is a load of bollocks..." bit obviously
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 14:29,
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Only if you spread a bit of misinformation first that will potentially lead to thousands of deaths caused by gullible twats, cheers
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