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This is a normal post getting people to pivot from a frenzy of nationalism to pan-continental brotherhood and peace sounds tricky

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be easier if we has easily demonized common enemy we could unite again.
China? Anyone? No?
Ok let's go blame the EU for uncalibrated cow farts or someth.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post For the past 900 years its mostly been the French.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post And for the French the English.
But we are not anymore.
Most of your manufacturing hasn't been relocated to the Loire Valley - but to Guangdong (hint, that's not in Europe).

Would photoshoped berets on chinamen help?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 4:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can lead a crowd one way, you can lead it another.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post YES! This'll be amazing.
With Femi and Lord Adonis? Oh Christ, I hope it's with Femi and Lord Adonis. Get Stephen Fry to do another patronising cartoon for the proles to understand. And get that annoying drunk guy in Parliament Square back, the one who shouted through a megaphone all the time. And calling people thick and racist - can you honestly, hand on heart, say you did that enough? You're a bunch of old loonies but it's very sweet.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The trick seems to be finding something from the 70s that people are nostalgic for and promising to bring it back
How do you feel about 4 digit phone numbers?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 6:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell though
The victory could not have been more complete. It was embarrassing. Then Covid wiped 15 months of negative press. No-one would go near the EU now. Everyone's talking about stricter borders. But you're still cutting about like bewildered Japanese soldiers stranded in the Malay archipelago.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post White dog shit? Power cuts?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Stuart Hall
Rolf Harris, Jimmy Saville, Dave Lee Travis, Bill Cosby, Gary Glitter, all the stars from the 70s

Could have them in a big spectacular directed by Roman Polanski
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:25, Reply)
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Better yet, get them to front your brilliant new second referendum campaign. Might as well for all the fucking difference it would make.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, you think you won.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, actually old chap
we did win. In 2016 and, after some pitiful nonsense, by thumping majority in 2019. That, I'm afraid, brb san - honourable servant to the Nippon cause though you may have been - is the reality of the thing. I mean one does have to work rather hard in the field of mental gymnastics to find a victory for remain.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 19:26, Reply)