could use CAPS LOCK in his title like all the knob jockeys on YouTube these days
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 16:06, Reply)
'I'll give you mý CAPS LOCK when you pry it from my cold dead fingers'
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:13, Reply)
...and someone has sent him funeral plan glossies
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 0:14, Reply)
of a person who takes his own table to a restaurant.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:03, Reply)
I'm sorry we don't have any tables free.
No problem squire, where will i set up?
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:59, Reply)
No problem, eh? Ho ho! I can set up this bad boy here, eh? Eh? Get set up, eh?
*sings something tunelessly about setting up a table*
Eh? Eh? Ho ho!
*continues for quite some time*
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 12:33, Reply)