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This is a normal post You keep saying that
But I have no idea what you mean. You appear to have a massive problem with it, but it’s by far my favourite of the recent crop of movies.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 8:19, Reply)
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This is a normal post Oh yes.
A misstep into uncanny valley in an otherwise enjoyable film.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post A vomit inducing misstep in two zombified parts.
First we have Peter Cushing's deathmask recreated from the shitty, shitty mask he wore in Top Secret which I guess largely explains why it looks so, so, so fucking bad, but then his body 'double' appears to be an out of work Broadway dancer eager to show off his move set, and he's voiced by an American doing an offensively bad impersonation of a clipped English accent.

Then the pre-zombie Carrie Fischer, whose face is apparently controlled at random by a hall full of chimps each given a joystick to work one face muscle, who has but ONE line, and maybe 4 seconds of screen time, is enough to give adults nightmares for years. She looks like she's about to melt. She looks like she's on a cocktail of downers, when to recreate a teenage Carrie you need the cocaine bender look.

The story, which did not need to be told, did not need these two people in it, and they worsened an already worthless film. Fuck Rogue One and the CGI horse it rode in on.
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This is a normal post You winding yourself up into a towering rage about it won’t make me like it less.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just Pre-wank prep

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This is a normal post I was wanking while I typed that.
And this.

And everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that Corridor Crew VFX react thingy
did a whole video about CGI of dead actors.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZKPnuUFwOk&list=PLwVUbPpIRn1QspuvMVVfQvO7RPWnMJ1aA&index=70
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