Forget Naked Attraction this could be a new hit show.
Teams compete to see who can burst their balloons first, using a variety of fartogenic foodstuffs.
Edit: Have I invented a new porno?!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:30,
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6 bowls of muesli followed by a few servings of peanut butter baked beans on toast.
I'd be able to propel myself across the Channel.
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Artichokes, Quorn and homebrew beer could be fatal.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:42,
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Feed me goats cheese, garlic, and dried apricots and I could power a small wind farm
or, in spaaaace, propel myself to a decent fraction of light speed.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:57,
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That sounds about a million times more erotic than naked attraction
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The Toxic Avenger
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 20:46,
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Ready Steady Poop
Crapheap Challenge
Family Fartunes
The Crapton Factor
Have I Got Poos for You
Crapperjack
Eurovision Pong Contest
Fart Boyard
Give Us a Poo
Noel's House Potty
Shitting Stars
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Fart Attack
Farter Ted
Fartbeat
Goodnight Sweetfart
The Fart Show (The Chart Show)
The Animals of Farting Wood
The National Lottery: Come and Have a Go If You Think You Fart Enough
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:22,
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Shart Wars
The Empire Farts Back
The Unbearable Lightness of Queefing
Wind in the Pillows
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:44,
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Firesharter
Poo Romance
Forrest Dump
Skids
There Will be Blood
Apoocalypse Now
Jurassic Fart
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There Will be Bubbles.
I Shit on Your Grave
Silent Bumming
SHART!
Logan's Bum
The Andromeda Straining
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:29,
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That's enough shows to launch a shitty streaming service
It could be like the brown Netflix or Disney parp
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:52,
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Silent Bumming is excellent but may be slightly off topic.
Assmaster (Taskmaster)
Through the Bumhole
Wheel of Fartune
Are You Fartier Than A 10 Year Old?
I'm Sorry I'm Having a Poo
Fart Academy
Your Fart Sounds Familiar
Grease Is The Word
Wipeout
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:52,
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The Man With the Golden Bum
From Fissure With Glove
Dr Po
Shitefall
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 23:33,
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No candles go unseen
Have a good B3taday
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 2:25,
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Another candle army enters the fray
How will it end? A snuff flick?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 4:24,
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Candles! You've used them all up.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 15:58,
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