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This is a link post Fart research
"The participants logged how many times they farted per day using a handheld counter and found they farted seven times more per day on average while on the plant diet than when they were on the Western diet. Each fart contained about 50 per cent more gas, as revealed when the researchers gave the men a test meal of stewed beans and measured subsequent gas production using balloons fitted to the men’s rectums."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can confirm that since moving onto a plant based diet, I'm expelling significantly more pooltergeists than I was previously.
They're far, far less pungent, however.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post So
cattle methane will destroy the planet. Therefore we should stop eating cattle and eat the vegetation ourselves. Approximately 1 billion cattle in the world. Humans are approaching 8 billion.
Seeing as I myself (not vegan) already expel as much gas as an average bovine, I can't help think if we all went veggie, the planet would be doomed.
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This is a normal post Your candles are going to burn off all that methane
Candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently cows produce around 1000x the methane of a human, so if we all went veggie, we'd be less likely to be doomed.
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Original data source is reliable, even if the site that made the infographic isn't
 (spunkyD, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plus only about a third of humans can produce methane...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, farts are mostly CO2 or N2.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post And a bit of PO²

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, there's that many of us now that we've doomed the planet already.
Personally, I think we should just stop eating cattle because we now have ethical, viable alternatives that don't require us to inseminate, breed and slaughter cattle just to put a dinner on our plates.

That being said, I'm not one of those militant vegan wankers trying to push their agenda onto every single person that enjoys a steak. But I do think there are an awful lot of people out there that keep themselves ignorant about where that steak comes from. I wonder how many of them would be able to meet the cow they were about to eat and put the bolt into its head themselves? I know I wouldn't have been able to do it, and that was long time before I became 'one of them'.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been veggie for... *counts with fingers* 30 years.
I don't think we've doomed the planet just yet. Even if we wiped out macro flora and fauna, there'd still be billions of tonnes of active biomass here for billions of years to come. Even if we burned all the oxygen!

I'm not a militant veggie and I've never met one. I meet plenty of militant meat eaters though, people who have literally pushed meat onto my plate and gleefully tricked me into eating meat at parties/weddings/funerals.
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This is a normal post Yeah, I should have said we've doomed ourselves, not the planet.
The planet will bounce back in absolutely no time once we've finally all fucked off.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Over 35 years here.
The militant meat eaters are just insecure, guilty or conformist tossers.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't we all? ;)

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This is a normal post Happy massive Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forget Naked Attraction this could be a new hit show.
Teams compete to see who can burst their balloons first, using a variety of fartogenic foodstuffs.

Edit: Have I invented a new porno?!
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6 bowls of muesli followed by a few servings of peanut butter baked beans on toast.
I'd be able to propel myself across the Channel.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Artichokes, Quorn and homebrew beer could be fatal.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feed me goats cheese, garlic, and dried apricots and I could power a small wind farm
or, in spaaaace, propel myself to a decent fraction of light speed.
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This is a normal post That sounds about a million times more erotic than naked attraction

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot funnier too.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guff Island

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inflated Attraction

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 18:54, , Reply)
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The Toxic Avenger
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This is a normal post Ready Steady Poop
Crapheap Challenge
Family Fartunes
The Crapton Factor
Have I Got Poos for You
Crapperjack
Eurovision Pong Contest
Fart Boyard
Give Us a Poo
Noel's House Potty
Shitting Stars
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fart Attack
Farter Ted
Fartbeat
Goodnight Sweetfart
The Fart Show (The Chart Show)
The Animals of Farting Wood
The National Lottery: Come and Have a Go If You Think You Fart Enough
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This is a normal post Fartbeat
Top of the Plops
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shart Wars
The Empire Farts Back
The Unbearable Lightness of Queefing
Wind in the Pillows
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Firesharter
Poo Romance
Forrest Dump
Skids
There Will be Blood
Apoocalypse Now
Jurassic Fart
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post There Will be Bubbles.
I Shit on Your Grave
Silent Bumming
SHART!
Logan's Bum
The Andromeda Straining
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's enough shows to launch a shitty streaming service
It could be like the brown Netflix or Disney parp
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sty One

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silent Bumming is excellent but may be slightly off topic.
Assmaster (Taskmaster)
Through the Bumhole
Wheel of Fartune
Are You Fartier Than A 10 Year Old?
I'm Sorry I'm Having a Poo
Fart Academy
Your Fart Sounds Familiar
Grease Is The Word
Wipeout
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Pantless
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Man With the Golden Bum
From Fissure With Glove
Dr Po
Shitefall
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This is a normal post No candles go unseen
Have a good B3taday
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This is a normal post Another candle army enters the fray
How will it end? A snuff flick?
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This is a normal post Candles! You've used them all up.

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This is a normal post Merry Candlemas

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