Can anyone Phil McConnell up with petrol?
Edit: oh, fuck off autocorrect.
(The Porcupine From PurgatoryNingles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 25 Sep 2021, 17:22,
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Can anyone Phil McAverty up with petrol?
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 25 Sep 2021, 18:39,
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Ask Ben Dover
#prehistoricjoke
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sat 25 Sep 2021, 18:45,
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next story is about the crime wave by his brothers Rob and Nic McCann
Is that good enough to be a dad joke!!
(razzle, Sat 25 Sep 2021, 18:56,
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That probably depends on your dad,
assuming it was a question even though it was followed by two exclamation marks??
(The Porcupine From PurgatoryNingles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 25 Sep 2021, 19:01,
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Could be a rhetorical question, emphasising the sheer excitement of having written a plausible dad joke.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sat 25 Sep 2021, 19:53,
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Could be a rhetorical question, emphasising the sheer excitement of having written a plausible dad joke?
(The Porcupine From PurgatoryNingles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 25 Sep 2021, 20:23,
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Could be a rhetorical question, emphasising the sheer excitement of having written a plausible dad joke!!
(razzle, Sat 25 Sep 2021, 20:34,
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I mostly think of this clip when I listen to ardent brexiteers
(razzle, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 8:06,
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or COP26 the government will be unveiling a new eco friendly, fuel efficient, ministerial vehicle
Boris and Carrie Johnson will ride share with Dominic Raab and Priti Patel. The revolutionary motion system is foot operated. To save materials the roof is a union jack with a hole in it to allow William Rees-Mogg's head and neck to fit through.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 8:47,
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I'm somewhat surprised that Patel isn't already arriving at Westminster in a chariot being pulled by asylum seekers.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 9:37,
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As if she'd let them stay in the country.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 26 Sep 2021, 12:04,
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