Never heard of cats killing toddlers.
Also while I'm on it, if I'm dead I'm not exactly going to need my face anymore. Or really care much what happens to it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 21:47,
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The face isn't their favourite part
And dogs are more likely to eat you after death
whatyourcatwants.com/would-your-cat-eat-you
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 22:20,
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Your cat can just go to one of his other houses and get fed there.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 22:24,
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Another free cat for me!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 23:21,
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Thinking cats kill babies
By jumping in their cots and sitting on their face is definitely a thing - my sisters in law were worried when our babies were born, and said they'd both put cat nets over their cots.
Even though they don't have cats.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 22:47,
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You should have sold them a magic amulet guaranteed to protect children.
Cats just want the free warmth, might shut the kid up for a while too.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 23:19,
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