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(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed this phenomenon about 5 years ago.
The word is versus. Ver-sus. Two syllables. Not one. I will fight anyone who disagrees.

Oh and dogs will also eat your dead face. This song needed proof reading and peer review.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post VS is pronounced "Vuhs" though, innit.
Fuck it. With all the Drawers/Draws, Que/Cue/Queue, Affect/Effect, There/Their/They're, Quiet/Quite, Angel/Angle, Then/Than, Bought/Brought wordfuckery permeating our vocabulary thanks in no small part to Facebook, Mumsnet Et Al, I'm begrudgingly beginning to except that we've gone and fucked it for ourselves in regards to the English language.
Which is really fucking ironic considering that these days, just about every device we use to share our wisdom with the population has some kind of built in, context aware spell checker. I suppose over the last two decades if we've proven anything as a species, it's that we won't let technological advances get in the way of good old ignorance.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Except!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Except VS is pronounced Versus.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You're both wrong in the near future when its pronounced vees

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 17 Oct 2021, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it is.
I was being facetious.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 17 Oct 2021, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Never heard of cats killing toddlers.

Also while I'm on it, if I'm dead I'm not exactly going to need my face anymore. Or really care much what happens to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The face isn't their favourite part
And dogs are more likely to eat you after death
whatyourcatwants.com/would-your-cat-eat-you
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Your cat can just go to one of his other houses and get fed there.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Another free cat for me!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Thinking cats kill babies
By jumping in their cots and sitting on their face is definitely a thing - my sisters in law were worried when our babies were born, and said they'd both put cat nets over their cots.
Even though they don't have cats.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You should have sold them a magic amulet guaranteed to protect children.
Cats just want the free warmth, might shut the kid up for a while too.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post what? vers? lol. sad.

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post SQUEEEE!!!
Top comment is spot on

m.youtube.com/watch?v=33pA9Ue9ma4
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 17 Oct 2021, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Helps me get a girlfriend
helps me relieves the sexual frustration caused by me being unable to
+ whilst also satisfying my fetish for carrying faeces around in small bags
 (Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 17 Oct 2021, 11:57, Reply)