www.amazon.co.uk/Son-Birthday-Card-Lightsabre-Lights/dp/B07C24G62G
(, Tue 9 Nov 2021, 3:56, Reply)
Not sure Darth Vader is the best role model for a father, what with chopping his son's hand off and so on...
(, Tue 9 Nov 2021, 12:48, Reply)
let parents chastise their children appropriately whether by cutting off their hand or destroying their favourite planet. A hand can easily be replaced in this day and age...*
*continues in the comments section of the Daily Empire Mail
(, Tue 9 Nov 2021, 16:01, Reply)