"Quick, Camilla, have Ponsonby warm the Aston up and put your paste on. Something queenly, not your damn jodphurs. I think this is finally going to be it"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 12:03,
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She snuffed it in October - it's all been deepfake ever since.
Dodgy christmas message, lots of sorting house across the firm over last few months. Transition of power in action. This is just her going into defrost.
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 12:38,
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Does that mean I don't get my four day bank holiday after all?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 12:41,
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Not sure Charles giving her the deadly virus is the stunning PR victory they think it is
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In comparison to Andrew going on Newsnight it’s a pretty gentle coup de grâce.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 17:49,
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"expects to continue carrying out light duties"
I guess these include a WWIII outbreak speech
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 14:19,
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Queen catches Boris virus.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 22:19,
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Timing is everything
Coz Russia innit (or andy gate or whatever) Boris is probably loving all this as it takes the heat of him.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 18:41,
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That photo of her looks like the ventriloquist who attaches the remote controlled plastic mouth to audience members
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 19:14,
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you know, now you mention it..aye, for real
Ventriloquist Half-Face Comedy Mask
can't find the one we both remember though
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unclepills, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 20:20,
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Are we seriously going to joke
about a frail elderly lady catching a potentially very dangerous disease?
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 20:10,
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In the article
It says that she has mild symptoms and will be carrying out light duties, you know, dusting the crown jewels, vacuuming the royal corgis, the same day to day light duties that frail elderly ladies with mild cold symptoms do all the time.
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An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 20:31,
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"no jokes about the queen..no jokes about covid..."
sorry, I'm writing this down to update the FAQ for b3ta. do go on, tusk
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 21:17,
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Well, you don’t understand at least 52% of them.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 1:09,
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Oh Benny! You’re quite the little totalitarian, just like your namesake.
Hopefully one day you’ll swing, just like he did.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 14:04,
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The frail elderly darling who just bailed out her favourite son, the famous paedophile's friend,
for having sex with a trafficked child, then lying about it in front of everyone?
The same delicate flower who gets to amend whatever laws she doesn't feel like following?
I see no justification in joking about her at all. God I hope she pulls through.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 22:19,
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Your
candles are burning rather bright today. Well done, sir (or madam or whatever)
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An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 22:50,
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She seems to be smiling a lot
since her son was outed as a nonce
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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 22:36,
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