Fucking lol:
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 9:38,
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I feel sorry for the support staff and those trying to enforce security
then again maybe she's been given a 'for schools' tablet/laptop with a big sticker on it saying 'only for VIPs' over the old 'Westminster Junior School property' sticker
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 12:13,
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All of her written communication will be in Comic Sans
and every email sent from a mobile device will be signed off with 'Sent from my Iphone'.
Guaranteed.
On a similar note, this is the email we received from our new IT bloke yesterday:
And yeah, that was a live link he copied and pasted. The mind fucking boggles.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 12:32,
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I can't download the proposal. It seems to go to somewhere called imgbb instead. Can you fix the link so I can get to the proposal please?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 12:47,
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Sorry about that.
Try this link instead.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 12:55,
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I actually clicked on that.
(strongp, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 10:26,
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You need a refresher course on computer security in the workplace, it seems.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 13:55,
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Yeah no.
I worked for the civil service for years and all the PCs use smart card tokens and you’re expected to take them with you when you step away from your desk.
So, she’s either lying or wilfully ignoring the rules. Or both.
(jonbobloves you, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 16:17,
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Pretty standard blame avoiding.
'Honestly officer, I had no idea about those dog molesting images, somebody else must have used my computer/hacked me'.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 16:38,
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Absolutely mental that's she's in charge of stuff
(benito vaselinino not that one, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 11:03,
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And she might not even be the thickest cunt in the cabinet.
(brbman-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 13:12,
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Competition is fierce.
Bodger, Deckchair Raab, the Brains Truss, Cunty Patel, Pob, Javid19, Numbers Kwarteng, George Useless, Michael Green, Corinne Stockheath and Sebastian Fox are all right up there.
(brbman-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 13:49,
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