then again maybe she's been given a 'for schools' tablet/laptop with a big sticker on it saying 'only for VIPs' over the old 'Westminster Junior School property' sticker
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 12:13, Reply)
and every email sent from a mobile device will be signed off with 'Sent from my Iphone'.
Guaranteed.
On a similar note, this is the email we received from our new IT bloke yesterday:

And yeah, that was a live link he copied and pasted. The mind fucking boggles.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 12:32, Reply)
I can't download the proposal. It seems to go to somewhere called imgbb instead. Can you fix the link so I can get to the proposal please?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 12:47, Reply)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 13:55, Reply)
I worked for the civil service for years and all the PCs use smart card tokens and you’re expected to take them with you when you step away from your desk.
So, she’s either lying or wilfully ignoring the rules. Or both.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 16:17, Reply)
'Honestly officer, I had no idea about those dog molesting images, somebody else must have used my computer/hacked me'.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2022, 16:38, Reply)
