They should do one that blows a powerful cooling breeze over the wearers genitals and anus.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 18:31,
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...and all this time he's only had it on suck.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 20:49,
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Wear a kilt.
Even if you're not a real scot you'll still look like less of a bellend than anyone with this junk on their face.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 0:24,
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Why not both
I am Lord Dyson. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to dry your hands as free men. And free man you are! What will you do with that dryness? Will you fight?”
“Aye! Fight and you may dry. Run and you will live, at least awhile. And drying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our POLUTIONMASKS!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:20,
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