Dyson device engineered super spreader headset
Coming to a John Lewis near you, soon.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 13:13, Reply)
I was just reading about this and had to check it wasn't fools day.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 14:13,
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As long as the wearer is ok, who cares about everyone else.
Wearable selfishness, a great new tory product.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 14:57,
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It's a classic tory wheeze
Shifting responsibility for avoiding air pollution from government to individuals so James doesn't have to pay for it through taxation.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 17:18, Reply)
The noise cancelling is going to filter out any verbal abuse
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 17:38,
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Also the horrible whining from the air compressor
Would you want to walk around all day with an Airblade around your neck?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 20:20,
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If it masks loud farts that's a reasonable trade-off
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 21:11,
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Fair enough reason
Phrases like, 'looking like a pretentious dick' and 'how will the confused mask fanatics deal with this', spring to mind.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 21:34,
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Doesn't it assume that the wearer isn't infected?
Otherwise isn't it just a great big fan for blowing the virus about?
(I guess that is the point of the tweet to be fair)
(, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 15:56, Reply)
This is not a great look either
mobile.twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1508404215823024132?cxt=HHwWiICq3Y7p9u4pAAAA
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 17:31,
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I'm surprised he didn't explain how it worked to her too.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 19:18,
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They should do one that blows a powerful cooling breeze over the wearers genitals and anus.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 18:31,
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...and all this time he's only had it on suck.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 Mar 2022, 20:49,
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Wear a kilt.
Even if you're not a real scot you'll still look like less of a bellend than anyone with this junk on their face.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 0:24,
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Why not both
I am Lord Dyson. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to dry your hands as free men. And free man you are! What will you do with that dryness? Will you fight?”
“Aye! Fight and you may dry. Run and you will live, at least awhile. And drying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our POLUTIONMASKS!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:20,
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