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This is a link post Oh Hell(raiser), another remake.
Needs more dulcet Doug Bradley and Andrew Robinson of course. In a way it’s impressive just how many films they’ve managed to squeeze out of the original short story.

I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt; there have been a few decent shows on Hulu. My main hope is that they make it a single series, there’s nothing worse than dragging out a show unnecessarily then tacking on a cliffhanger at the end. It’s like the entertainment equivalent of blue balls.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post David Bruckner being behind this gives me hope.
The Ritual and The Night House were both excellent and it can't be any worse than the previous eight sequels. Hopefully.

In an ideal world, an adaptation of the Scarlet Gospels would have made an absolutely fantastic feature film, but I suspect the producers would have had a hell (lol) of a hard time staying true to the novel without enraging the Woke Police. Plus, the budget required to faithfully recreate some of the imagery is probably a bit beyond Hulu's financial grasp.

Speaking of budget, that looks suspiciously like paint rather than prosthetics on Pinhead's neck, which isn't a good start...
(, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have a point there.
Pinhead’s head also looks a bit flat.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet saying "You have a point"
to Pinhead would make him ROFL.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Intended.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will it be closer to The Hellbound Heart?
Pinhead was genderless in the OG story iirc.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not necessarily genderless, but androgynous.
I think the general consensus is that he's 'male' based on the title of 'Hell Priest' as opposed to 'Hell Priestess'. The book likens his voice to that of an excited girl, but I suspect that's a figurative description as opposed to a literal one.
On paper, Jamie Clayton is a fantastic pick for the role. But I think they've made Pinhead a little bit too feminine in appearance. All the shots so far scream "that's a female Cenobite", when instead it should be largely ambiguous. I reckon Asia Kate Dillon would have been a better choice given the somewhat limited looking casting budget.

Still, old Doug was hardly the poster boy for androgyny either, so it's not massively relevant as long as she doesn't make a complete dog's dinner of the role.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post you know she's trans, right? So a good casting choice for the gender ambiguity aspect of Pinhead.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post "On paper, Jamie Clayton is a fantastic pick for the role."
The issue is that they've still stylized Pinhead as overly feminine, in my opinion.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post There’s only so much Tilda Swinton to go around.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even if Hulu could afford her, I don't think any better-known actors would risk associating themselves a Hellraiser sequel
Gwendoline Christie would have been a good shout. But again, I don't imagine she's that desperate for work. I suspect the vast majority of the cast are going to be ex-pornstars and early 00's has-beens if the acting chops of that bloke in the first few seconds are anything to go by.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched all the films a few years back.
I liked Pinhead's Flash website in part 8.


(, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post "We have such sites to show show you".

(, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:08, , Reply)
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(, Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would say "fp this now" but the typo annoys me

(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucks sake.
Just noticed that.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can tell already from the thumbnail that it's complete shit

(, Fri 23 Sep 2022, 11:17, , Reply)