Sometime ago, I had to void my bowels urgently when I was being transported but I was restricted by this liberal lasso
the seatbelt. Unfortunately, I couldn't unclip the buckle quick enough and flooded the backseat of my uber driver's car with a chaotic and fluid evacuation from my rectum with a stench that can only be described as rotten eggs and burning electric combined. As I freed myself, the driver was already free from the car vomiting over the bridge we had pulled over on. I apologized and said I will give him a five star rating. After wiping away the puke from his mouth, he put his hand up and told me to keep fighting the power. To this day, I will never wear a fascistic clip (seatbelt) again.
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$imon $quibb ✅, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:37,
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My wife would have survived that head-on,
since we were both belted, but unfortunately the driver of the other vehicle loved to think independently and ended up as a 90kg projectile through both windscreens. Still, she is a price worth paying for society's Freedom.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:06,
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