Like on my first day as an FY1 when one of the ward nurses asked me to prescribe forticreme for a patient and I had no idea what it was so I just prescribed it QDS Topical.
(, Thu 4 Jan 2024, 18:14, Reply)
Apart from the hilariously incoherent, inaccurate and lethal SC diamorphine doses for a palliative care patient in a nursing home (when I queried it, initial response from another GP at the practice was a weary "what's she done now") my favourites were the directions for diazepam 10mg tablets to be administered "one in each eye" and for Glutafin crackers to be "inserted once daily".
(, Thu 4 Jan 2024, 22:38, Reply)