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This is a link post The worst thing is that they pronounce it “jagwar”
And the design students wondered why everyone took the piss…
As an extreme counter-example I’ve an old Bristol advert somewhere that has a picture of the car and a single line of text:
“Express transport for four six foot passengers and their luggage.”

No shitty, insipid, breathy bastardisations of classic songs there. No sir.

But in seriousness, the costumes do look like something you’d see an extra wearing in Blake’s 7 or classic Who.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Vomitous AI visuals,
and with shoehorned culture war bullshit in the, er, script.

Why is Spock activating the transporter from the wrong piece of hardware? It's Scotty's job and he's stood at his station. Why not just do it right?

I've noticed a lot of these AI vomit videos make these kinds of errors. Characters interacting wrongly with each other and with their environment (as well as doing physical actions at odds with the dialogues, like walking into a room before being invited in, or interacting with a character who, according to the dialogue, should not be in the same scene). Makes me wonder how the technology will progress when it's being trained by brainwashed idiots who clearly do not give a single shit about quality, continuity, or things making any sense.

Yes I'm a nerd, okay?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but "jagwar"
*seethes*
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He says it sabotaaage.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *wonder
Otherwise, agreed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for spotting that error in my very important stement.
I have fixed it now.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "planet woke"
genius
not
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely Planet Woke would be Earth.
What with it being a post capitalism, post scarcity, scientocratic communist utopia.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post But nary a gay to be seen.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Kirk's nephew. Is that canon?
Also lots of men in skirts.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's called a skant.
And you call yourself a nerd...
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 3:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a lso a staunch anti-fashionista.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post All adverts need to be blocked or ignored
Treating them like they're important cultural artifacts is a bad idea
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Manipulative marketing is ruining society.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Read about it in my free book, just £14.99 p&p.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post All this fuss over a font change, they should just have gone with papyrus or comic sans

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 7:03, Reply)
This is a normal post When did everyone become such a reactionary cunt?
Every idea in that ad has bindun for at least 40 years, from not showing the product to using fashionistas to flog cars. And yet it's still not old fashioned enough for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:30, Reply)