I don't often find it funny when someone dies in jail, but this is quite funny...
Killer who boasted ‘I’ll be 45 when I get out’ dies in prison aged 42
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Dec 2024, 18:16,
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in a way, he got out early
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 2:49,
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In related news:
The CEO of one of America’s largest healthcare company has been shot. Not arrested, charged or jailed as autocomplete suggested.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 16:14,
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Healthcare
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 18:23,
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Yes I was just listening to that Elizabeth Warren the other day.
She had appendicitis or something like that, couldn’t afford an ambulance and had to make her own way to a specific hospital miles away so her insurance would cover it, only to find out after the surgery that the bloody surgeon wasn’t “in network”.
And I learned today from Dr Glaucomflecken (not his real name) that one of the insurance companies is actually trying to limit how much anaesthetic they’re prepared to pay for during operations. As if they know how long operations take better than surgeons do.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 19:06,
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I've not much sympathy with someone who has likely chaired a meeting on 'how do we pay out less for kid's cancer treatment?'
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Nice, no sympathy for a murder victim becuase of a fictional scenario you dreamed up.
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There seems to be a fair few “hanging’s too good for him” types posting here
I guess whatever gets them off, but they might get more relief in the camaraderie of the Daily Mail comments section
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Dec 2024, 21:10,
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It's just spasticated anti-insurance drivel from people with no clue about how it works.
It's okay that a husband/father/son/brother has been murdered, he was the CEO of an insurance company!!!!
It's sub Bill Hicks, and Bill Hicks was embarassingly shit and unfunny in the first place.
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i didn't mind hicks, better than many
though someone brought me a book of all his routines over the years and he was pretty repetitive. I don't expect comedians to make up new shit every gig, but he was a bit on the slack side, like reusing a lot of his own material four years later
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Dec 2024, 4:24,
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You're right, he was a cheeky chappie, always brought a smile to a room and his mother loved him
Sure he was CEO of a medical insurance company that from a brief Google appears pretty cunty but I'm sure he was just about to turn it around that very morning in a new direction. If only he hadn't been killed UnitedHealth group would stop lobbying against the affordable care act, backdating stock options for bosses, defrauding consumers by manipulating reasonable and customary rates, defrauding the United States of hundreds of millions — and likely billions — of dollars etc etc
I'd be interested in the killer's motivation; insurers didn't pay for his deceased wife's treatment, CEO banging his wife, scuffed his wife's car? Oh no...I'm back to the fictional dreamt up scenarios again.
WAKE UP DYLLON!!!
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Codoning, nay, defending a man's murder, purely because of his perfectly legal line of work.
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