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This is a link post Judge spunked up when he gave the death sentence.
"According to his clerk, Goddard ejaculated when passing a death sentence on such a regular basis, that a fresh pair of trousers had to be brought to court on those occasions."

Well. This a new reason not to bring back capital punishment. One I really hadn't considered. Because it is too sexually provocative for the judiciary. William Borroughs would be interested though.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 12:51, Reply)
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dopamine maybe

*checks references* Thankfully no one told the researcher with the Hamsters
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The citations are all as vague as the wiki entry
- and one of them uses almost exactly the same wording.

Not saying he wasn't a nasty old cunt, but I need more reputable evidence than that to believe such a claim.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he seems to be having a tug in his portrait.
I am happy to apply the pigfucker/couchfucker principle to this charming fellow.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb top shit, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to be
A complete tosser in most of your self-driven arguments on /links.
I am consequently happy to believe that your are.
 (Pompey Monkey, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for taking the time to let me know.
If I ever notice anything remarkable about your personality I'll be sure to let you know in return.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb top shit, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been a fan of Wizz Jones and Ralph Mctell for years
and one of them, I'm guessing Wizz, alleged this in a concert a long time ago. TBF both of their mums knew Derek Bentley's mum so they may not be impartial.

Wizz's version www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvTY997oEPE
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post nice, though it's the ralph mctell version you've linked to
Wizz's son was my boss at the BBC. He still plays around london with Akasha, and with his dad up until this year when it seems Wizz has finally hung up the guitar due to declining health.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny. I grew up with Ralph McTell's son, Tom.
We were friends at school for a bit, but it didn't really stick. His house in Barnes was fantastic. Pretty close to where Jim Morrison died.
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 21 Mar 2025, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
Can't imagine it being the usual conversation between judge and clerk.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Mar 2025, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ponsonby"
"M'lord?"
"You know I told you your role would involve accepting legal briefs..."
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "M'lud, may the jury be discharged?"
"The jury can wait its turn nggggmmmmmmurghhhhhhhhaaaaahhhh, now they can go."
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Those were seminal rulings

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 18:15, Reply)