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This is a link post Ladies and gentlemen.... we got him!
It took a lot of skill and smart work. Some people say the most important thing we did was opening a sheriff's office 248 years ago so he could just hand himself in but i think we're due a lot more credit than that and it was us what got him.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 12 Sep 2025, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post My two absolute favourite pieces from this news conference:
'If you read this, you're gay'

and

'I'll see you in Valhalla'

What a fucking brilliantly weird time to be alive.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's unbelievable

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 12 Sep 2025, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Their purple prose just gives them away.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he being buried in the golf course then?
Because that’s the only way that I can see that happening.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Right next to Trump's first wife I assume.
(He buried her on a golf course as some sort of tax dodge.)
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post what?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The police took credit for the suspect turning himself in.
"We got 'im," they said. It would have been more accurate to say "we have him (thanks to his father)."
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He's clearly not used to anything happening in his state at all
Most attention they've had since those gold plates came out of the hat
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
And that happened in New York.
Typical of Utah to take the credit for other state's bullshit though.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The interesting thing about this to me
is that he turned himself in around 11pm in Utah, yet no one said a word to the press until Trump announced it in person on the Fox News sofa at 8am EST.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 16:48, Reply)