You should do increasingly manly physical challenges.
Aikido with Kendo Nagasaki
Compete in the World Shin-Kicking Championships
Butterbean is available if you want to go 3 rounds with him
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 1:37,
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Okay that's a new one on me, but intergender wrestling is not my thing.
'Deadlift Lolita' though? Just let me check cagematch for any connections to known wronguns....
Wtf is a Falls Count Anywhere Gauntlet Battle Royal?
Yup, he wrestled Joey Ryan at, ahem, 'DDT Ryogoku Peter Pan 2017.' That alone isn't enough to prove he's a wrongun (I think the allegations came out 2 or 3 years later) but consider me deeply suspicious.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 23:31,
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I think it's meant to be extremely silly, not actual fighting.
I am suspicious, but haven't read anything specific. Might look further into it.
I'd be annoyed if anything came out, maybe he's just found a form of schtick that works with that culture and it startling/funny in many others.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:43,
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DDT is a promotion that's widely considered a joke...
They do comedy, yeah. Lots of weird shit, including some quite pervy stuff. Japan's gonna Japan.
Joey Ryan had a porn star gimmick and he used to 'suplex' people using his penis. He also did the 'boobplex' in intergender matches. His career came to a sudden end with #metoo, multiple allegations of all kinds of gross shit with fans and coworkers.
One match with the guy is one thing, but to have it in DDT, at Peter Pan, and your band's name is Lolita... Yeah, no.
WingedC would be a much better choice!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 18:59,
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