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This is a normal post I'm sure I remember something about how you can use a cold pot noodle
as an alternative to a fleshlight.

Never tried having sex with a pot noodle, myself. Not judging, I just don't find the flavours that sexy.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Taking bad taste too far.
I reckon a Bombay Bad Boy would work like Spanish Fly.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is one of the strangest conversations I have read in a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What snack flavours would people find sexy?
This could revolutionise the noodle industry.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'd have to do a survey
and ask people to rank flavours in order.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sticky Rib
But I'd never tell that to Chicken and Mushroom

Don't even start me on Apple and Blackberry Pot Sweet. More satisfying range for the less enhanced male.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Prawn cocktail, obv

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Pot Mash was an absolute revelation.
I'll never get over my disappointment in the British public for not embracing it with more enthusiasm.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 5:45, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, following your advice I tried that
Didn't like it, it was really scratchy, and the sauce packet ended up under my foreskin.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you took your pot noodle out for a nice date first
and got it very drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hard to resist a pert noodle

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I say that to my wife
but she's not having any of it
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 18:39, Reply)