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This is a link post Gran's Pot Noodle themed funeral
"With the service we did a few things around Pot Noodles. She had some put in her coffin and her order of service was all decorated with Pot Noodles."


 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "The 72-year-old had been ill with heart problems and could not tolerate many foods, but she loved Pot Noodles."
= died because she insisted on only eating shite
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Those fucking picky Autistic wankers. Dickheads, eh Hedgey?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post alright trigger mctriggerface, still massively upset online?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:52, Reply)
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(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You awful bully, you know how sensitive they are.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:44, Reply)
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(For Huw and Tony not FCM)

 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 11:06, Reply)
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I'm not keen on Pot Noodles personally. I find them a bit dry and crunchy.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Never tried a pot noodle

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for the update
we were all wondering
 (piss and shit, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't want to leave you hanging

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried a pop tart?

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 16 Apr 2026, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love a Bombay Bad Boy.
Better left to go tepid for an hour or so before eating, though.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was slang for a snooker cue

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They're much the same as any other instant noodle.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I remember something about how you can use a cold pot noodle
as an alternative to a fleshlight.

Never tried having sex with a pot noodle, myself. Not judging, I just don't find the flavours that sexy.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Taking bad taste too far.
I reckon a Bombay Bad Boy would work like Spanish Fly.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:35, Reply)
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This is one of the strangest conversations I have read in a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What snack flavours would people find sexy?
This could revolutionise the noodle industry.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'd have to do a survey
and ask people to rank flavours in order.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sticky Rib
But I'd never tell that to Chicken and Mushroom

Don't even start me on Apple and Blackberry Pot Sweet. More satisfying range for the less enhanced male.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Prawn cocktail, obv

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Pot Mash was an absolute revelation.
I'll never get over my disappointment in the British public for not embracing it with more enthusiasm.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 5:45, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, following your advice I tried that
Didn't like it, it was really scratchy, and the sauce packet ended up under my foreskin.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you took your pot noodle out for a nice date first
and got it very drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hard to resist a pert noodle

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I say that to my wife
but she's not having any of it
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 18:39, Reply)