and from that sample I have determined that at least 90% of them are among the most ignorant people in Essex. There is no hope of them paying the slightest bit of attention to political news, they mostly think Honest Nige' can do no wrong.
Given that there's no hope of a reality-based campaign succeeding in Clacton, my alternative would be some form of disenfranchising distraction. Give them a UFC250 style event, and/or some race riots from 10AM to 10PM, for example.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:07, Reply)
Something about convincing people with five teeth to vote for someone with five houses?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:26, Reply)
and he had no teeth in the front of his mouth.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:07, Reply)