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This is a link post Help us, Count Binface. You're our only hope.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *rubs hands together*
When Burnham was on the same stage as Binface in Makerfield he smiled and shook the guy's hand and looked very at ease.

If Farage is ever in the company of the Binface character he's in trouble as Nigel is thin skinned, petulant and defensive and will come off very much the worse against a comedian with great timing, a very quick mind and plenty of ammunition to throw and absolutely nothing to lose.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Except the £500 deposit he'll have to pay to run
Though if all the other parties are standing back, he could conceivably get the 5% of the total vote necessary to get it back.
 (I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He’s already received £15k in donations.
Apparently he always gives any money left over after a campaign to charity. Shelter I think.

Ed: I had a look at the page and it appears that donations are capped at £3. ko-fi.com/countbinface
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder…
If Fagash loses to Binface will he give Christopher Harborne a pro-rata refund of the £5 million?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post O-Bin-Wan will save us

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Clacton voters
have the opportunity to do the funniest thing to ever happen and that will ever happen in British politics. PLEASE 🙏
 (Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 8 Jul 2026, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I have listened to about a dozen different talking head reports from Clacton over the past 2 days
and from that sample I have determined that at least 90% of them are among the most ignorant people in Essex. There is no hope of them paying the slightest bit of attention to political news, they mostly think Honest Nige' can do no wrong.

Given that there's no hope of a reality-based campaign succeeding in Clacton, my alternative would be some form of disenfranchising distraction. Give them a UFC250 style event, and/or some race riots from 10AM to 10PM, for example.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What’s the saying?
Something about convincing people with five teeth to vote for someone with five houses?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Good god, I saw a talking head of someone in Clacton
and he had no teeth in the front of his mouth.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Capital G

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Glacdon

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
houses million
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Binface can't win. Farage is very popular though I'm not sure how well they'll get the vote out this time.
but... quite a lot of people will vote for any party other than Reform and if Binface gets double-digits it'll be excruciating for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I've already persuaded my father to vote Binface
He was only included in the Clacton ward when the boundary was re drawn prior to the last election... and he was bloody pissed off about it, He can't stand the frog faced freeloader and at 94 relishes being a thorn in Farage's side.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Count Binface has no hope
The Monster Raving Loony Party will split the anti Farage vote.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post A schism you say
There could always be a coalition
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I got them right.A Binface Monster Raving Loony Party coalition? BiRoMaLoP?
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh flip I'm flaming!!
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure they could find some common ground.
A 99 costing 99p is bound to go down well in Clacton-on-Sea.

They could call themselves Refuse. Come to think of it, don't a lot of 'joke' candidates promise to resign immediately and trigger another by-election? Could Refuse be our 'None of the Above'?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 1:37, Reply)
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Refuse as a coalition is golden as a name.

I genuinely wonder if Binface will follow this through but my god, having followed this chaos for years this is peak entertainment and he is fully owning it (for a bin from another planet of course).
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Three cheers for Bindependence Day!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Last night everyone on my street moved their bins out from their gardens.
It was a heartwarming display of solidarity.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
Angine de poitrine to play at Binface campaign rally please.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooh this is topical!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post pat binitar?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Relevant graffiti recently appeared in Manchester:
www.reddit.com/r/manchester/s/EZdDDzarPm
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 15:14, Reply)