my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
I made this!
JACOB DYER THE MUSICAL!
if you're RISing then you should probably read this classic moment of noob flaming
with insincere apologies to the man himself
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 15 May 2008, 21:45,
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I'm having major problems signing in!
forgot my password to ZMR.
and probably the email address to/too/two?
Gaz me a simpletons help page please?
unless you not gay?
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 15 May 2008, 21:54,
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have you tried the password reminder thing?
or maybe ask gronkpan when he's around?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:02,
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yarrrr
will try all email-combos.
(i thought it was your site)
edit: whos cockshott1?
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:12,
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er, pass
if he's a member on ZMR then he's probably selling DISCOUNT MEDS or FULL MICROSOFT OFFICE DOWWNLOADS
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:18,
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You managed to sort it out yet?
gaz me and I'll fix it up when I've got a moment.
Also: Count Vanderhoff is cockshott1.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:15,
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This needs a video
But I'm too lazy.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:04,
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I might do that tonight
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:07,
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Whoever turns it into a video
has to post it as a video response to his '50 things about Jacob Dyer' video.
(PS. Look at Dyer's signature on the linked thread above.)
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:27,
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I probably won't bother but I'd love to see your efforts
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:38,
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My Youtube to Mp4 converters outdated.
Guess I'll have to do some old-fashioned animation...
but I don't have time tonight. I'll do it tomorrow morning.
(I think it will be a cheeky walk cycle, with him walking along and things scrolling along in the background. ultimately with him walking up to a bloke who points and goes, 'you're a cunt'.)
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:41,
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well the tune took me about an hour from getting the idea to finishing the recording
so don't put too much effort in :)
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:46,
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although I did intend it to mean neck-burny kid was the cunt
Mr Dyer himself seems quite a nice bloke
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:48,
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Noted
ill just make him say it to frenchy
look around the links board for the finished video... maybe tomorrow, maybe the day after
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:58,
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ha ha , ace
i shall look forward to that
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:30,
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or
make it wipe its arse on a log
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:53,
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Hahaha! Fantastic!
mp3?
Edit: I'm a idiot.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:33,
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right-click the link and save target
this one has brought all the old /board people out of the woodwork
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:37,
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He seems like a decent bloke. How'd the whole thing start? Just by posting a massive image?
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no, I read his profile and went on a spreee
two years later, it's still going.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:12,
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oh, it's that prick!
In about 10 years time he will look back on this and cringe. Oh, how he will cringe.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:44,
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now, now
no need to be nasty about another b3tan
I meant this as a tribute
new version there now, the original is still there somewhere
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:50,
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why is this NSFW?
this is bloody great stuff, although I can't believe it was nearly 2 years ago that it happened!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:52,
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oh yeah, there was a different version up there originally that featured swears
words like "cunt"
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:11,
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Oddly
I thought you sounded a bit like Jarvis Cocker and now I can only imagine him singing this. Top work.
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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:27,
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