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This is a normal post A limerick is only five lines
and it's hard to stay within those confines

But your message sounds stronger,
If you make the last line longer

And say please give me one of those lovely albums because I really want one and I could sell it on ebay and buy myself a new pair of shoes or a decent meal before I starve to fucking death....and although too long, this last bit still rhymes!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whore!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cuntwhore!

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cuntybollockwhore!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post *bends over*
Do your worst.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *calls Jonathan King*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
darn, my secret identity foiled.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you have
his number?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Um... Er....
It's a bit sunny today for a change, isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's on his speedial

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its tattooed on his cock.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh so THAT'S what it was.
Last time I saw it, it was up my arse and I could only read "0207".
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow,
monty has a bigger cock than I remember.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You gagged and passed out the last time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was due to the wolfbagging.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do not remember this
Was it before or after Abi Titmuss started talking about John Craven?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post No point dragging Craven into this.
He just supplied the bacon.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post As if.
I got there earlier than you. He provided fresh cow fat as lube.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:18, , Reply)