Festive cat torturing ideas for all you cat haters.
for example:
- Look for a cage big enough to fit a cat. Bind up cat. Then spread some wasabi or whatever hottest chilli pepper sauce you can find at every part of the darn cat where the sun don’t shine. Once done, release cat inside the cage. Cat’s gonna lick off the hot stuff and combust. (may even replace the hot stuff with laxatives). Laugh.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:12, Reply)
Thats not funny
fuck off
*ignores*
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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Emm
that seems to be just an out pouring of sadistic jargon; do you honestly find that funny?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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Not really
living a relatively normal life, I don't really find torture funny; it just comes across as bullying, which is the preserve of wankers
guess you must be one
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:33,
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if its good enough for g.w.bush
then its good enough for me!
happy christmas!
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:35, Reply)
Don't be too hard on them
Notice how every idea starts with "tie up the cat"?
These diseased fantasies stem from feelings of helplessness as a child. The person who wrote them; and the one who enjoys reading them and wants to draw our attention to them, have clearly suffered physical, emotional and/or sexual abuse as children. As is the way of these things, it was most likely at the hands of a loved or trusted (and more physically powerful) person.
Pity for them is more appropriate than anger.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:43, Reply)
I can't help feeling that the guy who writes this 'blog' is a complete bellend
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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this isn't funny
and neither are you
I sincerely hate you and hope you die.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:25, Reply)
You
are like a spastic version of Hitler.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:26,
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ha ha ha haaaaa
best insult ever!
*writes down*
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:28,
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It's the moustache that gave you away wasn't it?
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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Jeezus H Christ on a Fucking Pedalo!!
And I thought I was Dark....
Even though I own two cats, and I think they're a pair of useless, using bone idol Cnuts! Cruelty to animals is not cool, in anyway what so ever...
Fuck cats, but don't fuck them up...!!
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Darklord, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:44,
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I've only read a small amount of this, but I think you're worse than Jade Goody.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:51,
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