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This is a normal post Totally unrelated to the video
but on Christmas day I stuffed a goose. It was like fisting a dead girl.

[A dramatic recreation; crimestoppers stylee]
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I cooked the most perfect piece of lamb I have ever had cooked ever in the histiry of xmas Amen,
it was like cooking a baby TO DEATH!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post bet it weren't nearly as tasty as
dead baby, though.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Tasted like death,
and murder tastes pretty god damn good'.

Denis Leary.

some Bill Hic... sorry, denis leary.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I ate some trifle.
It was like fucking a dead paraplegic that had been turned into a quite nice trifle and instead of fucking it I ate it.
 (Cap'n, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ah i see
www.b3ta.com/links/261029
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a GC shouter
but I just thought a special little something would be nice just this once.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed until I saw that you had used that joke before
so I then unlaughed at your joke and spat in your general direction, you gc joke spamming spam spong...
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a new come back to all these sorts of situations
I shat on your mum's face.

Also, what his link doesn't show you is I used the joke to the video the first time round (that it was posted).
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^ hahaha
it could have been worse though, he could have said it on /talk
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nono, it was a new joke!
I was doing an historical recreation of a Christmas Day scenario!

Nooo! I'm so misunderstood! *cuts wrists*
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Evening lovely
It fine it happens to the best of us. Not me, obviously, but everyone else.

Its past my bed time. What are you doing on here at this time of night?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm
having an extended christmas.

Really ought to get to sleep soon, but my bedtime has been slowly stretching on as of late and it's a bit hard to win back the ground.

Also, got some friends who may soon be on the wrong end of a third intifada so I'm currently trying to get in touch with them and check how they are and what their plans are, etc.

And you m'lady?
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm asleep and have been for some time.
I'm at my dads on his wind up pc. Evrything takes fucking hours.I posted this at 7pm.

OK thats not true.I'm a bit pissed. Night night x
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sleep well!

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
you should have mentioned that it was a recreation in your post otherwise people will think it's the real deal!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post me too!
well i was fisting a dead girl and it felt like stuffing a turkey
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:13, Reply)