Weirdest porn pre-story and worst porn 'acting' ever
NSFW
Ok, this is GAY PORN and obviously
but bear with me, this has to be the weirdest pre-shagging story line anyone ever devised for a porn vid:Basically, the Y2K bug went bad, and in the post apocalyptic Earth a sanctuary for all homosexuals is set up called the 'Y2 Gay' where they can shag to their hearts content whilst fending off mutants and looking out for 'humanity'.
The best part is the wonderfully terrible acting from the black guy in white pants as he 'searches' for said humanity by saying meaningless lines into a walkie talkie.
No actual sex occurs until 3 minutes in, where-upon, as with all porn, the pre-sex storyline is completely discarded for standard porn sex, but as it's purely just talking to camera up until then don't be scared to take a look 'cos it's bloody funny!
*edit* I should add, yeh I know we shouldn't post porn, but just stop it at 3 minutes in.
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..wil, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:24,
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sooooo........how did you stumble across this?
plus nothing beats this - uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QcO0TdUc0Js
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:53, Reply)
Havin a wank,
you know...
Hard to concentrate when you're laughin so hard tho...
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..wil, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:54,
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you're lucky you aren't in a post Y2K world
unless you were on the Y2gay ranch it would be illegal for you to be "as gay as a goose".
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tickle I was away, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:23,
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I'm gonna have to dig out the clip where this guy is about to shag a girl from Leeds
he starts talking about Chris Moyles and she has no idea who Chris Moyles is. Soooo... yeah...
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:05,
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Did you find what you were looking for?
;)
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 17:54,
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I've edited the porn out of this uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lenX0TMRfzI
Although it's still probably NSFW.
After the brief censored montage you can witness the worst monlogue in porn history.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:50, Reply)
I'm going to take your word for this
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:58,
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