He's your perfect uncle
Just someone terribly nice that you could rattle on with for hours over a bottle of red.
(Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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Hmmm...
I'm sure you could pass a wonderful evening in his company. Still, I'm not sure he'd be my first choice.
Mind you, I don't know who would.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:08,
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This is the old dinner party question
And as I recall, you spent and enjoyable night with a group of lushes that made short work of a bottle of Blue Nun, and came up with interesting cocktails using the dregs from glasses, not too long ago ;)
(Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:11,
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THAT'S THE ONE!
Yup. Balls to witty erudition. It's overrated.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:12,
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After a certain point...
"I fookin' love you, mate" *hic*
I'll have you both know
I can be drunk AND erudite and also am put out at not automatically being Enzyme's first choice as dining partner. I'll remember that next time I'm in a restaurant with him.
(crackhouseceilidhbandFuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:56,
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I'd taken you as there by default.
I should have made that clear.
Punish me.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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You tell 'im.
I never thought he'd have Kerry Katona as number one.
(Monty Propps, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:03,
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Yeah, well...
She's pissed and on drugs. I think I might be in with a chance...
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:08,
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hang on I'm usually pissed and on drugs and you've never been that lucky.
(crackhouseceilidhbandFuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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Fair point...
:(
I fail at drunken druggy women, clearly.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:53,
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to put a positive spin on it,
it shows that I am picky about men ;-)
(crackhouseceilidhbandFuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:59,
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Oh, thanks.
Makes me feel a WHOLE lot better, that.
;)
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:01,
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