Things I Have Assumed From This Photograph
a) Shot in Texas
b) Shot in a Motel
c) Probably Republican, if not Confederate leaning
d) The sick woman is called Rita, the woman in the pantsuit is Dolores, and The Mullet is called Chet or Andrew
e) The man taking the photograph is married to Dolores, and is called Jeff
f) Note Rita is unmarried. Either that or she is adulterous with The Mullet
g) That Rita is sick was premeditated by Dolores, Jeff and The Mullet
h) The Mullet is the offspring of Dolores and Jeff
i) Rita previously admitted to Dolores, over Bingo, she had taken a shine to The Mullet - and since Dolores is aware Rita regrets not being promiscuous enough in her youth, and also is aware of The Mullet's reputation as a lothario, Dolores has organised this Motel get-together.
j) This image was captured sometime in early January, on a camera The Mullet bought Jeff for his birthday on the 28th December
k) Being a red-blooded male, Jeff's first instinct on hearing Dolores plans for Rita and The Mullet was to assume the role of photographer
l) On being Told of his mother's plans The Mullet simply replied 'Get her drunk, get me more drunk'
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applehead herp derp, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:36,
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