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This is a link post Pet Chimpanzee Shot After Mauling US Woman
Potentially GC, albeit quite hillarious, apart from the death of the chimp :(

But seriously, what do you expect if you train it to drink wine?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I am also not seeing the hilariousness promised in your post
Did you perhaps accidentally link to something not funny by mistake?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I apologise sah.
I would edit the original post, but this might undermine your point.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Chimpanzee that!
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(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post MONKEY NEWS!

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you seriously have a 'pet chimpanzee'
It's a potentially very dangerous animal, no amount of 'home bonding' will make risk free, and if not in the wild needs to be supervised by experts who have done stuff like study primates for years and know what they are dealing with

The owner, Sandra Herold, is an obviously a fuckwit, and a prime example of why 'exotic animals' shouldn't be in the hands of rogue individuals, but rather professionally run zoological collections where they can potentially play some part in gene-controlled breeding programs to preserve what's left of their populations in the wild
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, but professionally run zoological collections won't let it smoke fags or learn to rollerskate
so where's the fun?

;)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahhhahha This^

(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
To use any of the 'chimp's tea party' pictures these days requires clearance from the Director General, they are deemed so inappropriate and sensitive; i've not come across any of chimp's smoking in our archives
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Very much this.
You keep something stronger than a grown man and the intelligence of a small child in a cage and you get surprised when you let it out?

GIVE IT SOME XANAX.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how they've found all the meanest, most badass pictures of chimpanzees to illustrate the article.

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:20, Reply)