Home Office plans to force CCTV on shops and pubs
It's ok though, it's to stop underage drinkers.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:12,
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CCTV in pubs?
Of course it's not to discourage underage drinking or violence...
It's to beam telepsychic rays into our brains, rendering us mute and susceptible to state oppression.
Like Zebra crossings. Are they there to stop you getting run over? Are they buggery. They're giant barcodes...and when we walk across them our DNA is scanned and our thoughts are transmitted to the Illuminati base on the moon.
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Arf!
Now that's some nice sarcasm.
Poor old Dekkowhatsis has really pissed on his chips, even if he posts a halfway possible link everybody assumes that it's swivel-eyed lunacy.
Reminds me of the fable of the boy who cried Lizard Overlord.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Ha!
I do always give him the benefit of the doubt myself, and read what he posts. It all is just too much of a stretch for me to buy into it....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:44,
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See, this is where people go wrong.
Lizard overlords and sucklike. They are Hyper-intelligent Velociraptors.
Technically avian.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
XKCD will be on this in a flash
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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:49,
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I knew there was a reason why
so many zebra crossings have been popping up around my area!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:45,
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I thought a majority of Pubs/clubs/Shops already had CCTV anyways
I would have thought it's mandatory, for insurance purposes...
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Darklord, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:38,
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cctv in pubs is a good idea
I'd like to review the footage on a sunday afternoon to see who didn't get their round in on the saturday
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