I believe I may have cracked it.
GCHQ should give me a job.
One day I'll kill a bouncer, bitch. You are a bitch; you'll die, *wasteman.
[Via the medium of] a [knife] in your throat.
'*' Indicates a reconstructed Proto-Indo-European word as used by Proto-Fuckwits.
Was it a response to someone? Evidently there's a bouncer he doesn't like; was there a bouncer in the video?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)
oh dear
Why on earth do such proto-fuckwits always, and I mean always, threaten to get their revenge on bouncers with knives?
I mean, knife crime? It's so 2008.
*seriously, I had to spend an hour calming down some tosser with a Napoleon complex who was threatening to "knife the lot of you" after being chucked out of a club this past weekend.
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:54,
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It's bazooka crime that really scares me
Getting mugged at bazooka-point is really scary.
(do you get bazookas any more? Or are they called RPGs now?)
(, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:33, Reply)
Bazooka's are easy to dodge
you just duck down charge forward and lift the firing end out the way with your shoulder while pinching their balls.
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magnum, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:46,
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I like "door supervisors"
Always make time to have a chat if theyre not too busy, some times get a discount into a club, always hang about for a bit after leaving club as well to say thanks and have another chat. They do a difficult job, and generaly always have a good sense of humour about it. Bouncer in this vid sounds like he's awesome aswell. Theres a good Ray Wintone short about how difficult it is for bouncers, will have to go look for it now..
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Jorvic, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:41,
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