THAT'S ket!?
Who the hell does Ket as a clubbing drug anyway!?
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..wil, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:59,
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cheap ass gits
i'd never take it knowingly
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:00,
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hahah
I saw a video of someone at a techno party once who was off his face on Ket just mesmerised by a banner on the wall, first of all he was standing in front of it flapping it about for about 2 hours, then he got behind it, and kept pushing it out. When it fell off the wall the DJ stopped the music and put a spot light on him, he didn't look too happy about it! lol!
Like a rabbit stuck in the headlights.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:28,
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The scary thing are the comments
safek555 (4 months ago)
one day ill kill a bouncer bitch u are bitch ull die wasteman
a knike in ur throat
FFS
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sinisterduck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:04,
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I honestly have no idea what that comment means
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:13,
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I believe I may have cracked it.
GCHQ should give me a job.
One day I'll kill a bouncer, bitch. You are a bitch; you'll die, *wasteman.
[Via the medium of] a [knife] in your throat.
'*' Indicates a reconstructed Proto-Indo-European word as used by Proto-Fuckwits.
Was it a response to someone? Evidently there's a bouncer he doesn't like; was there a bouncer in the video?
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oh dear
Why on earth do such proto-fuckwits always, and I mean always, threaten to get their revenge on bouncers with knives?
I mean, knife crime? It's so 2008.
*seriously, I had to spend an hour calming down some tosser with a Napoleon complex who was threatening to "knife the lot of you" after being chucked out of a club this past weekend.
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:54,
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It's bazooka crime that really scares me
Getting mugged at bazooka-point is really scary.
(do you get bazookas any more? Or are they called RPGs now?)
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Bazooka's are easy to dodge
you just duck down charge forward and lift the firing end out the way with your shoulder while pinching their balls.
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magnum, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:46,
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I like "door supervisors"
Always make time to have a chat if theyre not too busy, some times get a discount into a club, always hang about for a bit after leaving club as well to say thanks and have another chat. They do a difficult job, and generaly always have a good sense of humour about it. Bouncer in this vid sounds like he's awesome aswell. Theres a good Ray Wintone short about how difficult it is for bouncers, will have to go look for it now..
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Jorvic, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:41,
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I used to do a lot of ket when I got home after clubbing
it's fucking ace, as long as you don't overdo it.
I remember looking for a door to an alternate reality through a radiator. Fun! However I also remember doing it during a dj set. Bad idea. And overdoing it and being really really fucking ill, and having to carry on with my business nevertheless.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:55,
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ketamine's the idiots drug
i remember being that idiot for a while. no thanks.
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