The 'merkin army are the largest group of mentally retarded fuckwits
I have ever encountered.
Op Telic (Iraq 2)
us:"Why in the fuck were you shooting at us?"
Yanks:"You didn't stop before reaching our checkpoint"
us:"You're supposed to stop at the check point you stupid Fuck you could of killed us, didn't our giant fuck off union jack flags give you a clue who we were?"
Yanks:"Who is jack? Besides any iraqy could have stolen one of those flags"
us:"Yeah but would they also be able to steal an entire workshop's worth of vehicles, Brittish army kit, and also get on the secure network and radio that they are coming in YOU TRIGGER HAPPY FUCKING RETARD!"
I seriously hope they friendly fire the entire U.S. and do us all a favour.
//end rant
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 3:44,
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Seconded.
Its just beyond a joke the intelligence of some of these morons who are given guns
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 4:00,
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I'm american
and I agree with you. it's just stupid, so I choose to drink. That fixes everything.
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I don't want to bash *all* army types,
but aren't you starting off a few shillings short of a pound if you sign up for the army right about now anyway?
Don't hang around for the smart folks to give guns to. You'll be there for a while.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 5:07,
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when I was in it was all fluffy
oh 2 weeks before my passing out parade (finishing your basic training and joining the real army) a couple of planes flew in to some buildings in America. I remember thinking, not "oh crap war" as you would think but, "ah crap my mums going to call and make sure I'm all right infront of the lads".
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 5:22,
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Haha.
I take it by the fact that you're still around that she didn't?
:)
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 5:29,
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she did
I pretended it was the bank and asked them to call me later.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 5:49,
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ugh
yeah but how long is this going to stay voulentary is my question
if McCain gets in in 2008, well hes pretty much building his entire platform around needing more troops to "get the job done" in Iraq...heres the thing, we're already overextended, may just have to find my way over the the UK if 2008 goes badly...
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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 6:59,
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yay
join our army instead, we drink tea and make knob jokes all day.
FACT
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:26,
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