50 Shades Of Shame
Man caught going to see 50 Shades Of Grey
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Turns out he was a bit of a dark horse
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:42,
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hahaha althoguh it just shows he has a modicum of self respect
unlike the jumbo popcorn carrying women flocking to see the erotic beat 'em up
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:40,
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But she does have a diet coke/pepsi/fizzy shit water so thats ok then ,isnt it?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 19:17,
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yuk yuk yuk
Prolly worried his misses will see him and make him kiss her.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 18:45,
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he cant of been there for the film - you can get much better porn for free
I therefore conclude he gets off on being the only man in a cinema full of screeching/flustered/tittering* women
*delete as applicable
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No, that would be measles.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:07,
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Ahahaha
Maybe he reckoned he'd have a better chance of picking up women, if they were 'warmed up' first.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 20:37,
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Here's another lone man, this time one who has read the books
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUoKmicmOKg
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 0:18,
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