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This is a normal post Wrap it round a brick and throw it at his face.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good plan
His Popemobile is bulletproof, but word is it's not too hot against blunt trauma.
 (Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got to get out of it at some point.
It's just a waiting game.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Popemobile
I used to work for the company that made the popemobile's windows. Frankly, I don't fancy your chances - that's massively laminated toughened glass, approaching 2" thick. By the time you blunt forced your way in, you'd be surrounded by some very hefty people advising you to stop. As wretched as it is that we're paying for this visit, he's technically a visiting head of state and so has to be afforded //mentally// good security, seen and unseen.

(psst - go for the tyres...)
 (I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, we're only paying for his meetings with the queen and local dignatries
We're not paying for those masses. Except having the M77 closed and turned into a carpark.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mentally good?
Seen and unseen? You mean, like, the Emperor's guard? A whole smattering of Force-weilding red-cloaked Swiss guard? Hmm...
 (I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alas...
Tyres are kevlar reinforced steel weave with foam inserts to stop catastrophic deflation.

High wattage laser wouldn't even notice the glass.

For me though, modulated microwave beam, Let him stand on a balcony, call down the blessings of god on the crowd and then just burst into flame.
 (I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Pope going "POOF"
That'd be something to see!!!
 (Geekoid I am Meat. Lick me., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 7:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best answer.
I would pay quite a lot of money to see this happens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest, it's my stock answer to most of life's quandaries.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like your philosophy - it's concise and pragmatic
 (I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:16, , Reply)