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This is a link post Jilted lover arrested for 'making exploding sex toy to send to ex-lover for Christmas'
REPLIES MUST BE PUNS.
I'll start you off: That would have been an explosive orgasm...
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post And all he really wanted to do was bang her.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post explosion in
vagina.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he is a blast at orgies!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Now thats what I call a 'Gland Grenade'

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post WINNER
I guess that's one way to shoot your load...
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post With that type of weapon, his shooting would be all cock-eyed

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that grenaded her minge!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bang! And the bitch is gone,

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fire in the hole!

(tedster, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post that's outstanding.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post BOOM
shake, shake, shake the womb
 (UTB, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post MAN ONE: I heard she had a big fanny.
MAN TWO: How comes?
MAN ONE: Apparently she can fit small arms up her vajayjay...
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine she would have felt the earth move
Along with half the neighbourhood
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post A weapon of gash destruction.
Or maybe it was intended for anal use?

A weapon of ass destruction.
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't google it 'coz
I'm at work, but I reckon it's a fairly safe bet there's probably a porn film with the title 'Weapons of Ass Destruction'.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 volumes it seems

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
Why change a successful formula, I suppose...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That would've burnt her FANNY LIPS!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)