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This is a normal post BLEURGH!
*wipes semi-digested pot noodle from laptop keyboard*
Why did I click that?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
cos you like eating disgusting food?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, normally I'm an excellent cook & careful about what I eat- ie. Veggie, no junkfood &c.
However when I'm hungover only fizzy pop, pot noodle & crisp sandwiches hit the spot.
(I am currently munching on a pizza & ketchup sandwich)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pot Noodles
make me vomit in about 5 mins max. Horrible things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know you're meant to add boiling water yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha -doh!
Yes. They are just proper disgusting and I taste for a living.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, curious. What do you do?
*resists tasteless joke about being a sampler at the local sperm bank*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I work in coffee
So roasting, tasting and pro-Barista. I used to taste up to 200 cups a day but don't work for such a large company now. If you are behind an espresso machine though and serious about giving out good coffee you are sampling shots all the time to check quality and consistency. I try to stop at around 15-20 coffees a day. Then there's roast profiling, batch control, quality control and offer sampling. Training, teaching and just plain old enjoyment. I'm drinking some of our first direct traded coffee at the mo - awesome stuff. Also getting well into single origin Chocolate... mmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Kool and the gang!
Also- taste 200 cups a day? I know that'd only be a sip or two of each, but christ, surely you'd be shaking by the end of the day. If I have 3+ coffees I have trouble hitting the right laptop keys.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be fairly wired
You tend to go through about half a cup and it is hard work. I find it makes me REALLY hungry. And then I will fall asleep not long after. But it's a small price to pay, I have an awesome job. Awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:43, , Reply)