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This is a link post Selling and possession of live badgers.
'A person is guilty of an offence if, except as permitted by or under this Act, he sells a live badger or offers one for sale or has a live badger in his possession or under his control.'

Maybe I read too much legislation but this gave me a little chuckle, images of dingy pubs in east London trying to purchase wildlife off a bloke named Barry 'The Badger'
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd imagine they'd make mental pets
when I was younger I always wanted a pet fruit bat but they'd die of lonliness apparently, I'll just have to build my own batcave
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I still want one though...
Loneliness eh? I guess I'll just have to take it everywhere I go...oh well!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Even baby ones smell worse than satans armpit
Mrs Littleesirjohn worked in an office where someone reared an orphaned one

(all legit, ask me no questions, I tell you no lies)
 (Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post damn and blast
this puts my new idea of badger chariot races out of the window
 (The Liberation Of Mike Hunt It was definitely murder. Cheers., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically you could race them
If they do it of their own free will and adequate safety measures are in place, but this is expensive and time consuming.
Racing rats/mices etc would be far more profitable due to such activities being wholly unregulated.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Psssst!
Ere, looking for any Badgers?
 (Barry 'The Badger', Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post We use Badger offences all the time
to test our software... Don't ask!
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This is a normal post Theres a wonderfully surreal bit in the Oxford Union rules
about bringing dogs into the Union.

It goes something like (cant be bothered to find it):
"Dogs are not permitted on union grounds under any circumstances. Any animal providing assistance to the disabled shall be deemed a badger, any animal on the grounds with the express permission of the President shall be deemed a ferret, any animal on the grounds on police business shall be deemed a wombat"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)