Back garden ninja is a twat.
I suppose this is what real ninjas do now, chop up pop bottles in their back garden.
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Not very good is he?
I thought Ninjas were supposed to be all about efficient one-hit killing, not *hack* *hack* *hack* *hack* *hack* *slash* *hack* *hack* *slash* *slash* Is it dead yet? *hack*
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:19,
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Those bottles could easily see him coming a mile off
if they had been ninja bottles they would have deployed a smoke device, sneeked behind him and executed him in the blink of an eye.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:24,
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Lamest ninja* evah!
*actually a better description would be lamest twat with a sword ever - to call him a ninja is an insult to the ninjitsu martial arts. He's probably a bit paranoid has very few friends and is a danger to small kids, kittens, and water filled plastic bottles in the neighbourhood.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:30,
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I refer the honorable gentleman to my previous statement
b3ta.com/links/620090
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..wil, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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Cheers
I was walking past Blockbuster yesterday and I couldn't for the life of me remember what that film I was supposed to rent was called.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:38,
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No, it was yesterday
as in yesterday
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:48,
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They only come out at night
And you can only see them from the corner of your eye, but they're there.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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He reminds me of my nephew...
..when he was 5 and had just finished watching power rangers, twonk.
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:48,
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2 thoughts come to mind
1: this 'ninja' probably has no teeth based on how many fizzy drinks he seems to be getting thought
2: based on how well the sword didnt get thought some of those bottles, i think he has rendered it blunt by bashing it against those two metal stands
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wjh31, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 11:17,
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Well,
if the human race is ever threatened by a race of plastic bottles, we'll all be okay. I'd like to see him fight something that moves and possibly has a gun.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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I have a friend like this, in fact it might even be him in this video
Last time I talked to him he told me how he was in this secret Buddhist shrine in Tokyo where they teach ninjitsu. According to him they wouldn't let him in until his sensei came up and said:
"Listen up, here's the deal....this is my best pupil, he knows his stuff and is ready for your challenges. So tell master Takahasi that i'm here and get on with it"
And then, y'know they let him in and he learned all these cool secret and ancient moves that only a select group of people in the world know....but he couldn't show me any because they would know and probably send someone to kill him.
Poor fool
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Bamboo Steamer, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:24,
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