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"I'm going to tell the boss I've got a medical appointment and take the day off," barman Fabio Mengarelli told Reuters.
tell the boss I've got a medical appointment lie to the boss and then tell an international news organisation about that lie, and tell them my name as well.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:39,
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Oh! New favourite!
Franceso Verselli said that Rome would be spared because it was home to the Pope: "Wherever the Pope is, nothing will happen."
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:40,
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^^Very much this.
Because Popes don't die. Do they?
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:42,
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They're all Templars anyway.
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:58,
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Simon?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:00,
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Nulla e reale; tutto e lecito. Requiescat in pace.
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:12,
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The epitaph of Leslie Charteris' writing career?
I've just checked Amazon: none of the Saint books seems still to be in print...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:16,
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You always see some floating arond in charity shops.
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:20,
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I used to love The Saint stories,
I'd completely forgotten about them.
*off to Oxfam*
/edit: Enzyme - www.amazon.co.uk/Best-Saint-v-1/dp/034096362X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1305109744&sr=8-1
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:28,
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Fifty-four quid second-hand?
Yikes.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:31,
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For £54 I'd expect a hand job.
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:22,
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Sounds a bit pricey round your way ;)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:42,
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It's the same kind of reasoning
that tells us that the Earth is spared natural disasters because it's home to the Pope. And, sure enough, natural disasters never happen on Ea...
Oh.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:58,
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