You were taken in a van to the outskirts of a city
where you were given alcohol and the village mayor tried to buy you?
There wasn't a slightly confused looking bloke with broken glasses and a cut chin next to you was there?
No reason, just askin'
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:30,
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Nearly.
The village mayor wasn't actually a mayor, but if they had one then he would be it. That's what he told us.
And yes, there was a weird guy next to us but he was just a hobo alcoholic.
I also learned a French/chinese joke about not liking/liking egg rolls. It was hilarious. (may contain lies)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:33,
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