Russian movie posters
Sometimes they don't get the official ones, so have to make their own. Full marks to anyone that can name them all...as quite frankly on some of them I'm at a loss. I think I like the Shrek 2 and Terminator ones best.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:56,
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these would make a great online quiz thing
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:03,
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Those are Great!!
Loving this one files.adme.ru/files/news/part_31/313355/darwin_mission.jpg Good find!
Edit: also wtf???? files.adme.ru/files/news/part_31/313355/day_watch.jpg SRSLY?!?!?!?111onE!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43,
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I have no idea on either of those!
Space hamsters and Cher:Space Alien 2?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:49,
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Mi6 guinea pigs and Pete Doherty in love?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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Spoilers....
all answers.
tinyurl.com/3seleta
and excellent translation
"Especially good such artists can be a portrait likeness, but their knowledge of human anatomy is simply injected into an enthusiastic catatonic stupor.
And okay so would have drawn in the 90s when everything was falling apart at all in his eyes, and a relative had a dream. However, Well no! More than half of the films in this collection came out last year or two, and thus in an age when space ships travel through the universe, somewhere in the former Soviet republics, there are still artists in movie theaters. They work together and bring to the hysteria of Internet users, who barely breath, remember the immortal question of "12 chairs", "Kitty, tell me as an artist painter - you know how to draw?"
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:58,
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HAHAHAA!!
Sex Friendship!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08,
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I'm sure I saw the T2 one
in the bootleg film posters thing that turned up here a few weeks back.
b3ta.com/links/679891
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:44,
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You are right!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:47,
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Naturally
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:54,
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Yeah.
Most of those are Russian, but a couple are African or from Asia (the Philipines?)
Why would you bootleg a film, and not go to the trouble of photcopying the poster.....But go to the trouble of getting someone to spend their time doing a goddawful painting?!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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I think these were for cinema adverts
so reproducing it at a reasonable size might be fun. As would translating the title.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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AH!
So there's my answer - 'Because they're HUGE!'
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:45,
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GOD THAT WAS SO EASY
All of them Herby I got all of them.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:57,
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You got star wars and sex friendship!
*AWES*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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Star wars (with Gagarin)
YOU LIAR JIMBUKTU
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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OH BE QUIET HERBY I GOT THEM ALL IT WAS SO EASY
As an aside, in Holland they have translated friends with benefits into Sex Fiend. Could lead to a whole other film..
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:11,
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I was in Paris when it was out-
It's "Sex Friends" over there....
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:13,
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I was in Paris too
but I didn't see you. I went to an awesome Chinese restaurant in a village on the northern outskirts (I don't know where I was in the back of a van)where the chef had a certificate from the Dick Fat Cooking institute. He also gave us sake with porn marbles in and the nearly village mayor tried to pay for us.
How was it?
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:22,
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You were taken in a van to the outskirts of a city
where you were given alcohol and the village mayor tried to buy you?
There wasn't a slightly confused looking bloke with broken glasses and a cut chin next to you was there?
No reason, just askin'
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:30,
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Nearly.
The village mayor wasn't actually a mayor, but if they had one then he would be it. That's what he told us.
And yes, there was a weird guy next to us but he was just a hobo alcoholic.
I also learned a French/chinese joke about not liking/liking egg rolls. It was hilarious. (may contain lies)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:33,
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"Porn Marbles"? I WANT SOME
I *heart* Paris. Stayed in a little apartment in Le haut Marais.
I would move there in an instant if I could get the work...
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:30,
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I will google them.
It was 70's porn too and in a cup. You couldn't see it unless you had a drink in there, and they had massive bushes or a white Long Dong Silver.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:35,
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I WANT SOME TOO!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:44,
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There must be somewhere in Bristol that has them for sure.
I only bought the one, and I can't find them online. :( It will be my B3ta show and tell.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:47,
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OO I can show you my nubbin!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:50,
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I'm gonna feed it after midnight and see what happens.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:54,
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dear god
I just google image searched "porn marbles" never again...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:10,
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er
YES, YES I GOT THEM ALL.
Still *AWES* right?
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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Ooh Jim.
Campuccino please, extra froth.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:12,
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Ha!
We are actually running an 80's Cappuccino competition in the office. It makes I laugh. I might be popping down B-town wards soon to fix my mums flat up, I'll put one in my bag for you.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:18,
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Oooh!!!
Herbs is going to be GREEN with envy.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:28,
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Lets meet up with Jimbukface!
We can break him too...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:46,
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Brighton not Bristol
though that will be happening soon enough too!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:51,
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I would keep it to yourself
if I were you...just ask Mirandrist.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:55,
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I shall get some practice in
this weekend, when I attend the awesome Rumfest....
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:59,
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Honestly Jim, for your own well-being, stay away from Bristol!
Herbs roofied poor Mirandrist and then touched his wink-wonk/took compromising pictures when he was incapacitated.
I tried to assist, but she's a formidable woman when she's got the "summer fruit"...
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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I just snorted
and choked on my drink...DAMN YOU
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:28,
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30 - 15, to me.
/loltennis scores
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:33,
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