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This is a link post shock news bear gryles has been sacked by his tv company
i wonder if found that bit of information hard to swallow?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched about ten minutes of his show once
He apparently had to jump in a river to get somewhere. In the water he blatantly had a Mae West on under his shirt. Cut to next shot as he crawls out the other side and, lo and behold, it was gone. What a fucking surprise.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean something on the telly wasn't real?
My god, call the militia!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post if i was you i wouldnt admit to watching him at all

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Good, I never liked the fake cunt.
Ray Mears pisses all over him (not literally)
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Bear would drink it even if there was a fresh water spring nearby.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ah - its not that bad.

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.
By chance I saw one of his shows for the first time last night (I'm so up to date with modern telestuffs) and it was a fat cup of bollocks. All style, little substance. It took him 30 minutes to get across information that Ray Mears would convey, better and clearer, in five minutes. Jump-cut, Yank format, A.D.D, shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Same with their books.
I was given a Bear book, and bought a copy of Ray Mear's first book, The Survival Handbook. Ray's is more concise, better laid out, less patronising and full of much more interesting stuff.

Did you know you can tan the hide of an animal by treating the defleshed skin with it's own boiled brain? Mazin'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post did you know you can make a cauldren out of a hide?
So long as the water has soaked into the skin you can hang it over a fire and boil water/make a stew in the hide of an animal and it wont burn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candle day.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not :)
S'mazin'
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You can boil water in a five pound note too
or a dollar if your 'Merkin: www.metacafe.com/watch/527233/boil_water_in_one_dollar_bill/
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of him
don't give a fuck, next!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post So why bother to tell everyone that?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Because I like pretending my opinion matters.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *hangs on every honey-coated word*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess he'll have to start paying for his own hotel bills.

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)